versvcx:

you’re important to me you piece of shit

  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

weirdteenblogger:

typing your homework question into google and seeing loads of yahoo answers pages

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humorously:

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

 

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thatsmallbluebox:

she looks legitimately troubled

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why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars

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doingitforthevine:

i had a little too much fun snapchatting at target today…


aliana71:

ceasepool:

bajsherre:

laughbro:

videohall:

What happens when you scream out of your window in Sweden at night

I’m swedish and you probably think this is a joke, but its true

This mostly happens in areas where a lot of students live. 

The scream usually happens in the evening from what I know but I might be wrong. People do this to relieve stress since a lot of people have tests and assignments at the same time, it is a tradition that dates back to at least the 1970’s.

Swedes are the biggest fucking circlejerkers in the world I swear to god if you do something wacky everyone will tag along and it’s great

it sounds like mass murder holy christ

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flybymars:

Phoebe was smooth as fuck

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