(Source: blaindependent)


(Source: mrbenwyatt)

wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

frickin:

Im a fun person ok but whenever someone cute talks to me i turn into a fucking raisin

thelovenotebook:

everything love

(Source: quorious)

(Source: nornas)

whoredidthepartygo:

sex is cool but have u ever had garlic bread

(Source: whordinance)

adventuretimegrabyourdog:

This is my ruler and notepad tattoo. I believe that tattoos can be used for functionality as well as memory. I’m a designer, so I use the ruler for buttons, zippers, and trim widths. Usually the notepad has an address or to-do list on it. :) 

You know what, this is actually fucking genius.

(Source: fuckyeahtattoos)

saladder:

people who bite ice cream with their front teeth are on a whole different level

shutupaubrey:

i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving 


dontchakillmyvibe:

darlingrachel lol

(Source: justnunya)


(Source: whodattbooty)

shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people


vinegod:

Penis Game! by Cam Glass